Thursday, April 17, 2008

Dating Secrets


How To Date An Aries Female March 21-April 20

If you are dating an Aries female, take her out to the shooting

range. Bring an extra gun for her to shoot with you. (She is capable of

shooting at you, if you rile her anger.) Wear tight jeans, a red

shirt and look manly. Pick her up on your Harley Davidson , but remind her

you have a private race car collection. Be Macho! Do not talk about

old girlfriends! Aries females must be the only "one". Cooking isn't

her goal in life, but adventure will get her attention! Don't be a

pushover, she'll lose interest, and look for another challenge. Tell

her she is really cool, and the most fun and exciting woman you were

ever with. (This will probably not be a lie.) She values honesty,

don't fabricate! Be careful though, if this Aries female really

likes you, she'll chase you until she can propose to you. Aries females

means business and are not recommended for timid men!

How To Date An Aries Male March 21-April 20

If you are dating an Aries male, allow him to decide where to go

and what to do. Let him know that you have never dated a man

with such confidence and brains. You can be the dumb blonde

with this guy, he'll save you. If you are out with him and you flirt

with someone else, be prepared to call a cab to get home. Aries

males do like skin and cleavage, therefore, you could win him back. It

will not work a second time. He can argue with you, and when you think you

have won, he will still do it his way. He wants to chase you, so let

him do the calling and guesswork. Don't tell him you love him, until

he proposes. To catch this hot-blooded Aries man, give the Ram his

head and follow his lead. Everyday is an adventure to an Aries male,

marriage is also. Rest up!

How To Date A Taurus Female April 21-May 21

If you are dating a Taurus female, take her to an expensive steak

house, rub on your soft musk, wear your corporate suit, and arrive

in your four-door sedan. If it is paid for, you may drop that subtlety

in your conversation during dinner. Taurus females prefer tender hugs

and quiet candlelight dinners at home, prepared by you. She'll return

the love by cooking for you at her home. When mentioning the house you

would like to build, make sure you tell her about the large wooded

lot with room for kids and dogs. If you are serious about her, let

her know that it wouldn't be complete without a woman's touch. She will

interpret your comment and hint about a cute little 20 carat diamond

she spotted at the mall. Taurus females are warm and loving! (Unless

you make her mad or jealous. Don't tell her you spent your rent

money to buy drugs.) Taurus Females are security minded, and will stick by

you!

How To Date A Taurus Male April 21-May 21

If you are dating a Taurus male, be prepared to watch lots of

movies at his home. His dog will eventually accept the two of

you being together. A real treat will be when he takes you out

to dinner to a four star restaurant. Taurus males will think you

look great in forest green, however, they like nudity above all.

Taurus males have the cuddly teddy bear approach to love.

He will certainly have his arm around you, during the movies.

If you want to win his heart, get him a cold beer without him

asking you. He will of course, apologize for his messy home.

He would know he had your love, if you surprised him by

cleaning it up, and making the chili when he entertains his

friends for Monday night football. He likes to take his own

sweet time, so don't push him. He is the marrying kind.

Visualize Mr. Taurus, watching television from his recliner, dog

at his feet, a child under each arm, complete with TV guide

and beer can pyramid.

How To Date A Gemini Female May 22 - June21

If you are dating a Gemini female, arrive on your mountain bike

built for two. Ask her if she would like to ride over to the bar,

and shoot a game of pool, because a lot of your buddies hang out there

and they are fun! If that doesn't work, then suggest skating, a coffee

house, or hanging out at the bookstore. Wear casual clothes and be

prepared to talk a lot. Talk about the fascinating people you know,

the intellectual types preferably. Tell her about the book you are

going to write. Have some original thoughts and be inventive.

Creativity ranks high on your Gemini females list. You'll never know

what she is thinking. She is full of surprises. You can take her to

the neighborhood dive bar, or to the Governor's Ball. She won't

embarrass you. You can find out what she really thinks of you by

locating her journal, where all her secrets are kept. Gemini females

are not tidy, so it should be lying around in plain sight. There's

lots of time before an engagement ring is necessary. Gemini females

have to fall in love with your brain first!

How To Date A Gemini Male May 22 - June21

If you are dating a Gemini male, you can expect him to stand you

up on your first date, but if you are lucky, he will call, say he is

running late, and that the plans for the date have changed. Bring an

overnight bag, he can get carried away and forget that you need to

go home. He will have the cutest twinkling eyes, and you will forgive

him. He will slightly ignore you in public, as he always knows

everyone, wherever he takes you, and speaks to each one. Somehow,

can't picture him in a tuxedo, going down the aisle. Gemini males

won't call you everyday. Gemini men are witty, fun, and can play,

play, and play! These men thrive in occupations where they can meet

the public, and talk. Gemini males are great as disc jockeys. If you

want to catch this guy, don't lean on him, don't get pregnant, or

talk marriage. Be a challenge, do your own thing and let your Gemini male

chase you. It's ok to date others.

How To Date A Cancer Female June22 - July 22

If you are dating a Cancer female, dine out for pizza, and

afterwards take her to Baskin Robbins. Be sure to call her mother

and check on the kids. She'll think you are really a nice guy. Dress

casual, and drive a suburban, or mini-van. It's ok, if you got the

kids from your last divorce, that won't stop her from dating you.

Offer to barbecue at her house and compliment her cooking. (That way

you get to come back for more.) Bring the family with you, Cancer

females can take it. Cancer females are very sensitive about

everything near and dear to them. Never say bad things about her

family members-ever! They do possess humor. Pay attention to all her

hand made quilts and home crafts. Cancer women are great homemakers.

Let her know you like women with a "little meat" on their bones.

(They taste everything they cook...yummy!) If you are not marriage minded,

don't play games with Cancer women.

How To Date A Cancer Male June22 - July 22

If you are dating a Cancer male, be prepared to go to swap

meets, and garage sales. Of course, he will take you out to eat,

at least on your first date. He is pretty thrifty, so be sure you

have a little stash of tip money in your purse. Of course, if you want to

pay for your own, that would be fine. Just be yourself around him.

Looks aren't that important to Cancer males, but do know some

Fabulous recipes! Talk about your love of children. Display an interest in

His hobbies. Don't go into his garage, it will take the rest of the

century to go through all of his bargains and collectables. Your

Cancer man will be dating just you, and possibly his ex-wife. He is

extremely stable, and loves to eat. If you think you need to diet,

he won't. He loves chesty women! You will receive flowers from him, out

of his garden, naturally. He will remember all the holidays and

treat you well. Tell him all your funny stories, he likes to laugh. It's

ok, to say you are pro marriage and to openly discuss it. He's there for

you. He knows how to treat women, afterall, his best friend is his

mother. When you marry a Cancer man, you get them both!

How To Date A Leo Female July 23 - August 22

If you are dating a Leo female, take her to the movies, a concert, a

broadways show, a plush restaurant. Getting the picture? She wants to

be seen out with you. If men notice her, she will love that. If you

don't act a little jealous, she will try harder to make you so. She

thinks jealousy is a compliment. Bring her flowers, wear your gold

chains, and wear something that shows off those muscles you worked

so hard to get. That will excite her. Don't forget to splash on your

Giorgio cologne. Tell her how much you love redheads, and ask her if

all that gorgeous hair is hers? (If she isn't a redhead, then switch

to blondes, or dark hair, but don't forget this.) Compliment her

constantly, and drive something sporty to show her off. A

convertible would be nice. Leo gals will get you noticed! When she disappears on

your dates, she is merely primping in the ladies room. Be willing to

fight for your Leo female, but don't take any crap from her. She can

start fights over nothing. Be prepared. You had better love her cats

too! She doesn't care if you are well read or educated, but do be

suave, polished and act like you know what you are doing. She will

marry you, but be prepared to take care of her sexually,

financially, and emotionally. Leo females are a handful, and remember, she can

always get another man, so treat her right.

How To Date A Leo Male July23 - August 22

If you are dating a Leo male, he will take you to the best places

For dinner, shows, etc. He will lavish money on you, even if he does not

have it to spend. You can expect him to put the studly moves on you

ASAP, not to worry. Usually it is a game, to see if you are really

interested. He will impress you with his peacock strut, and the way

he puffs out his chest. If he can convince you that he is a great guy,

then he will be, otherwise, you will be pounced on by his cat like

nature. His favorite past-time is being waited on, breakfast in bed,

candlelight, movies, concerts, roses and your basic everyday

adoration. He is capable of a variety of occupations, but he likes

to be the boss the most. This includes home. Leo men can have temper

tantrums, if things don't go their way. It's ok, if you want to toss

a few things back his way, when he starts to roar. Stand up to him. Be

able to turn his roar into a purr. Always look good around him.

Don't admit you color your hair. Do sleep with your makeup on, and dress

sexy and feminine. He won't marry you otherwise. Leo males love the

chase, so let him! (Leo males will already have told you about all

of his other women.)

How To Date A Virgo Female August 23-September 23

If you are dating a Virgo female, be on time when you arrive in

your Mercedes to take her out for health food. Borrow the car if

you have to. Do not pick her up in your unwashed car, with the

baby car carrier. She isn't interested in ready made families. Wear

the latest in fashion, and above all, have a manicure. Virgo females

notice everything! Have a degree, be a professional, know everyone

who is anyone. Exude confidence. Stay away from the bar where you were

86'd! Do not have other girlfriends. Virgo females are shy and

sometimes aloof. That does not mean they don't like you. It takes

several dates for them to decide if they want you. They are neat

freaks, and don't want to pick up after you. Be toilet trained! If

you tell her you are going to do something at 6 pm, then do it. Virgo

females can drop you for little things like that. Don't quit trying,

if you care about her. They only love a handful of men, and you

won't have any competition. Just be real! Quality is important to female

Virgos. Virgo females are usually career minded, but they will

marry.

How To Date A Virgo Male August 23-September 23

If you are dating a Virgo male, go slowly. They hate to make

mistakes. He will take you out to nice clean respectable

establishments, and go to the movies with you. He does not go

out dancing or rabble rousing with the guys. He is a solitary

person, whose social group is small. Virgo males are inclined

to computers, and the geeky stuff. However, he could balance

your checkbook for you. Do not dress like a slut. Be chic! Have

no children from previous marriages. Don't be too talkative. He

shies away from party animals. He wants to date someone with

a purpose in life. Be interesting, and invite him to your workplace.

He can visualize his name hyphenated after yours on the nameplate on

your desk. Virgo men can be workaholics, that way they can avoid

"nooners". Virgo males are not usually sexually promiscuous. Sex

won't happen until you push for it, but be sure to have your STD test

results handy. He will marry you in time, lots of time, be patient.

Your Virgo male won't divorce you, once in love, it's for keeps!

How To Date A Libra Female September 24 - October 23

If you are dating a Libra female, take her to a wine tasting, the

theatre, your Cousin's wedding, anyplace sociable. She likes

elegance and beauty. Dress in your Sunday best. Bring her flowers, cards and

special little feminine gifts. She'll be thoughtful too. Although

Libra women are the ultimate in fashion and femininity, they are big

flirts. However, underneath it all, they really want to be married

to one darling man, who will romance them eternally. Flirt back with

her, she loves little games. You can fall in love anytime you want to

with her. Your car isn't as important, as how you treat her. Gently

please, no conflict! Your Libra female probably won't have children, but she

will have her fluffy lap dog, everywhere you go. She isn't the type

to cheat on you, unless you forget about romance. Your occupation isn't

that important. Be sure to earn enough money to support her frequent

shopping trips to the mall. She loves to decorate, so step back at

home. You can do the outside domestic duties. You get to wash the

car and mow the lawn. When you propose to her, present her with your

poetic love vows, and promise to hire a maid for her. Libra females

love to be married!

How To Date A Libra Male September 24 - October 23

If you are dating a Libra male, your first date will be in a

Romantic restaurant, highlighted with a wonderful wine list. During dinner

Just smile and be sweet. Libra men don't like vulgarity in any form.

Dress tastefully, and do use your flower scented perfume. He loves women

Who dress up, wear jewelry, use makeup, and are happy being feminine. He

is fascinated with fantasy, including sexual fantasy. Don't discuss

your recent love life, or ex-husbands. He could care less about your

children, or desire to have them. Don't be argumentative. Libra

males hate conflict. You can discuss your latest painting, the last book

you read, or what your plans are for interior decorating. Libra males

love cozy fires, and sensuous females near it. Fore play is a big high

for Libra males. He is not a wimp, by any means, although, he loves to

please! Yes, he would be your sex slave, provided you tease him a

lot. At work, he is a fair boss, but at home he loves to be used! Libra

males will stay in a bad marriage. Flirting gets them into trouble.

Marriage is part of his ultimate plan, just make certain he is

single, when you decide to date your Libra male.

How To Date A Scorpio Female October 24 - November 22

If you are dating a Scorpio female, be careful! Show up wearing

black clothes that fit you well. Arrive in your black car with the

dark tinted windows. She likes the dark places, so take her to the

bars, a casino would be fab! Don't tell her about the drugs you are

on, she won't tell you about hers either. There needs to be caution

exercised here, because Scorpios are one of two extremes. One the

saint, the other the sinner. The first type of Scorpio is very

religious, and does not smoke, drink, or do drugs. If you are on a

blind date, you will know which version you are dating. Neither type

is hung up on what you wear, but more how you wear it. Have sex

appeal. Be interested in occult matters, be deep. She won't offer

you much information about herself, you will have to guess. Scorpio

females will pry your whole life story out of you. To keep her

interested, be hard to get. You won't know if you are pleasing her,

or where you stand. A fatal mistake is to anger a Scorpio female.

Scorpio women will get you! She has a passionate nature and can have more

Than one love interest. They are not usually domestic, nor want to be

involved with parenthood. She will put all of her intense energy

into either partying or getting to the top. Female Scorpios are "all or

nothing", even when it comes to marriage.

How To Date A Scorpio Male October 24 - November 22

If you are dating a Scorpio male, make sure you love secrets! He

loves for you to be sexy, and downright sleazy works for him too. He

can make love to you, and not be in love with you. His passion can

fool women, don't mistake it for love. Oftentimes, they are most in

love when they can't possess or own you. Jealousy is a big issue

with him. He stays jealous. He does not care what you do for an

occupation, nor your financial status. Scorpio males want to control you to

conform to their ideas of living. So, if you aren't strong in your

own identity, then you will lose him. Scorpio males like the challenge

of ownership. They love you most when they can't have complete control

over you. Only the fearless need apply here. One type of Scorpio

will marry you and stay put and dominate the household. Whereas, the

other type will just disappear on you without warning or reason. Be true

to yourself with Scorpio males, and let your personality stay on top!

How To Date A Sagittarius Female November 23 - December 21

If you are dating a Sagittarius Female, be ready willing and able to

go anywhere. She loves sports and to travel. A perfect date would be

an overnight excursion to Mount Olympus, and skiing down the slopes

for breakfast. Pick her up in your jeep, or pickup truck, she won't

mind your dog either. Dress casual, and be able to tell her about an

Indian Shaman you know, who invited you to a tribal ceremony. She'll

want to go with you. Don't do the same things twice in a row. She

won't care who you are dating, because she has plenty of men

friends. Sagittarius women can be ready for a date on a moments notice.

She'll be great at men's activities, like softball, and eating the worm

From a Tequila bottle. She will have been everywhere, but darn,

Sagittarius females are fun to be around. You can win her heart with variety in

your lovemaking. She isn't the type to spend time in the kitchen or

babysitting. Show her you want to be a companion in all of her zany

schemes. When she falls for you, she will ask you to do thing s with

her. Marriage is not on her mind, but she would marry you, if she

felt you were compatible enough. Sagittarius women love their freedom!

How To Date A Sagittarius Male November 23 - December 21

If you are dating a Sagittarius male, expect anything and

everything.He is not very reliable about schedules, dates, or you. Not in the

beginning anyway. He likes talkative women and female jocks. He

wants a buddy to join him in his pursuits. Most Sagittarius males are

employed in sales/traveling jobs. They can have a gal in every port.

Let him tell you he is serious about you first. Sagittarius males

Only get married when they have to, and then they can't seem to stay

married. They love the thrill and adventure of chasing a woman,

similar to their love of hunting, fishing, and sports. You rank in

there somewhere. You can get used to being a hunting widow, sports

widow, etc., with a Sagittarius male! You should love the same

things he does. Sagittarius men can be very funny and interesting. He will

go to restaurants, but throw out his suit and tie. Sagittarius males

like their comfort and the wide open spaces and places, and freedom with

their women. Make no mistake about it, he does love women, all of

them. When your Sagittarian's heart goes out to you, he won't know

what to do about it, because he didn't expect to fall in love. If

you live with him, he won't find time to go down the aisle. Sagittarius

men dread the thought of a tuxedo, and the stares from wedding

guests.You will have to drag your Sagittarius male to the altar!

How To Date A Capricorn Female December 22 - January 20

If you are dating a Capricorn female, take her to dinner at the best

restaurant in town, arrive in a limousine with flowers. Dress in

your designer clothes, and be impeccable. Pinstripes and subtle scents

arouse her. Be successful at whatever you are undertaking. Let her

know about it. It's ok, to tell her you made two million last year.

Don't be cheap. Tell her you have been saving yourself for the right

woman, and that you have been working your buns off , to build your

empire. Tell her you need someone to share this big business burden

with, and that your thoughts are about expanding your business. Hint

that a woman, would be perfect as a manager in your new expansion.

She will be so intrigued, that she will offer you sound business

suggestions. She is SMART! Capricorn females won't compete with you,

they'll help climb the ladder. Don't forget about her. She loves

expensive presents with thought behind them. Her little "black book"

is filled with business appointments, not telephone numbers.

Capricorn women are almost always successful in whatever they undertake.

They don't take enough time to eat, so take her to lunch, dinner and your

next corporate meeting. Business thrills them. She may seem cold

emotionally, but don't be fooled. She has those sexual infernos,

looking for a release! She does not trust men entirely, so don't

give her the bums rush, or you will be part of the homeless. She would be

a great wife to a success oriented man. She can entertain your

clients, and friends. Capricorn females, can be boss in marriage too. Be

prepared to be hen-pecked, if you are thinking marriage!

How To Date A Capricorn Male December 22 - January 20

If you are dating a Capricorn male, plan on doing most of the

talking. He will take you to places with class and ambience. He

will pick you up in his black, luxury car. You will be treated like

a lady. Therefore, you should let him open the doors, etc. Dress in

style, but be sure you show some cleavage. Still waters run deep

with Capricorn males. Your first dates will seem like business meetings,

but eventually you will get to know him. He is insecure about his

emotions and likes to keep them under control. Of course, he won't

make this obvious. Compliment him on his achievements and he will

open up to you. He would be strict as a parent, and holds very

traditional beliefs about relationships. Don't be an airhead or aimless. He

appreciates a hard working woman, whom he can consider an equal. He

does not know how to play, so you will have to lighten him up with

your humorous antics and fun loving side. Once your Capricorn man

commits, he will not leave you. Divorce is a nasty word in his

vocabulary. Capricorn males make good husbands and bread winners.

They are extravagant with gifts to those whom they love.

Marriage will have to be his idea, not yours!

How To Date An Aquarius Female January 21 - Febraury 19

If you are dating an Aquarius female, arrive in your restored

classic. Wear a funky hat and clothes that shouldn't go together, but somehow

do. Take her to an out of the way coffee house, featuring jazz. Feel

free to discuss anything and everything. She is an intelligent

listener, and will have some bizarre insight of her own. You'll

never truly understand her, so bring a tape recorder for instant replay to

sort it out later. Aquarius women are unusual, not necessarily

hippies, but aware of the entire globe. She won't be ready to jump

in the sack on the first date, she has to get to know you. Be

fascinating, tell her that you are going to Spain to run with the

bulls. Explain your philosophy on combining chemicals to combat

radiation. Tell her about your thesis which was published in the

"International Who Dunnit Magazine". Don't tell her you are in love

with her too soon. You will know when she has taken a strong liking

to you. That is when your Aquarius female will invite you to her abode.

Then you will see the real Aquarius female. There will be many

Unusual pictures, and books. There is a story connected to all of her

belongings. When your Aquarius female commits to you, she will not

necessarily be ready for marriage. That is just her way of saying

she likes you. You must have like minds, or there will be no future Mrs.

Anybody!

How To Date A Aquarius Male January 21 - Febraury 19

If you are dating an Aquarius male, consider yourself lucky to even

get the first date. Aquarius males don't date much. They would

rather be an observer, hanging out on the scene. He would prefer to go to

your house and have long talks into the night, and possibly just

stay over. He may tell you that he just video taped an erotica video

featuring wild animals at the zoo with some vacationing starlets. He

may stay at your house, never cook or clean, but just be there, when

you come home from work. Then one day, without warning, he will be

gone. If he is employed, he can be quite selfish with his money. He

likes his freedom, in every way. Eventually he will call you,

.....expect the unexpected with Aquarius. When Aquarius males fall

In love, it is usually with someone who is intellectual,

self-sufficient, and childless. Have a deep purpose or goal in life and he will be

attracted to your dreams. Aquarius males will marry, but they

usually marry the wrong person the first time, and shy away from second

marriages They love their mental freedom. Nagging won't change them.

He won't care what race you are, how much you weigh, etc. Mind

altering drugs can ruin an Aquarian male for marriage completely. If

he is more holistic, then he is searching for a soul mate. Love

yourself and your Aquarius male will too!

How To Date A Pisces Female Febraury 20

If you are dating a Pisces female, take her to a psychic far, art

gallery, or out for cocktails. Don't take her to the animal shelter,

or you will have a new pet. You can wear anything you like, and you

get to make all the decisions. She prefers men with a passion about

something, just believe in it. Music is one of her favorites and

dancing is definitely a must. If you can't dance, take lessons.

Pisces females don't care if you are good looking, just have a heart. A sense

of humor is an asset, she has one too. She has no confidence in

Herself, so support her in her dreams. She falls in love easily.

Don't promise her a rose garden, if you don't mean it. When you go to the

movies, take tissues. It does not matter what the movie is about, she

will inevitable cry, when something touches her. Pisces females love

everyone, even if they treated her badly. She hates to see pain, but

can drown in her own. Cheer her up, be a positive kind of guy, and be

romantic. Encourage her to not live in your shadow, but to have her

own life. Yes, your Pisces woman will marry you. Pisces females have

a hard time saying "No"!

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