Monday, April 7, 2008

comapany names Abbreviations

01. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems

 02. WIPRO   : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output 
 03. HCL     : Hidden Costs & Losses  
 04. TCS     : Totally Confusing Solutions 
 05. C-DOT   : Coffee during Office Timings 
 06. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating   and Sleeping 
 07. BAAN    : Beggars Association and Nerds  
 
 08. IBM     : Implicitly Boring Machines 
 09. SATYAM: Sad and Tired Yelling Away Madly 
 10. PARAM   : Puzzled and Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors 
 11. HP      : Hen Pecked 
 12. AT&T    : All Troubles & Terrible 
 13. CMC     : Coffee, Meals and Comfort   
 14. DEC     : Drifting & Exhausted Computers  
 
 15. BFL     : Brainwash first, and Let them go 
 16. DELL    : Deplorable Equipment & Lackluster 
 17. TISL    : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd 
 18. PSI     : Peculiar Symptoms of India 
 19. PCL     : Poor Computers Ltd 
 20. SPARC   : Simply Poor and Redundant Computers   
 21. SUN     : Surely Useless Novelties  
 
 22. CRAY    : Cry Repeatedly After a Year 
 23. TUL     : Troubles Unlimited 
 24. CTS     : Coffee, Tea and Snacks 
 25. ICIM    : Impossible Computers in Maintenance 
 26. BPL     : Below Poverty Line 
 27. NIIT    : Not Interested in IT      

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