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Nice Sentences

1. 3 Easy Ways to Die:

Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.

2. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

3. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

4. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..

5. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

6. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone..

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

8. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer: On their MARRIAGE.

9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

cheers

ramesh :)

Indian Economy

Please spare a couple of minutes here........ For the sake of India ... our country.


I got this article from one of my friend, but it's true, I can see this from day to day life,

Small example
Before 5 months 1 CAN $ = IND Rs 32
After 5 months. Now it is 1 CAN $ = IND Rs 37


Do you think Canadian Economy is booming? No, but Indian Economy is Going Down.

Our Economy is in u'r hands


INDIAN economy is in a crisis. Our country like many other ASIAN countries is undergoing a severe economic crunch. Many INDIAN industries are closing down. The INDIAN economy is in a crisis and if we do not take proper steps to control those, we will be in a critical situation.


More than 30000 crore rupees of foreign exchange are being siphoned out of our country on products such as cosmetics, snacks, tea, beverages... etc which are grown, produced and consumed here .


A cold drink that costs only 70 / 80 paisa to produce is sold for NINE rupees, and a major chunk of profits from these are sent abroad. This is a serious drain on INDIAN economy.


"COCA COLA "and" SPRITE " belong to the same multinational company, "COCA COLA"?


Coke advertisements says ' JO CHAHO HOJAYE, COCACOLA ENJOY'

(Whatever the hell, let it happen, you drink coke)
What can you do?

You can consider some of the better alternatives to aerated drinks.
You can drink LEMON JUICE, FRESH FRUIT JUICES, CHILLED LASSI (SWEET OR SOUR), BUTTER MILK, COCONUT WATER, JALJEERA, ENERJEE, MASALA MILK........ ..


Everyone deserves a healthy drink, including you!
Over and above all this, economic sanctions have been imposed on us. We have nothing against Multinational companies, but to protect our own interests we request everybody to use INDIAN products only for next two years. With the rise in petrol prices, if we do not do this, the rupee will devalue further and we will end up paying much more for the same products in the near future.


What you can do about it?

1 . Buy only products manufactured by WHOLLY INDIAN COMPANIES.
2 . ENROLL as many people as possible for this cause.


Each individual should become a leader for this awareness.

This is the only way to save our country from severe economic crisis. You don't need to give-up your lifestyle. You just need to choose an alternate product.

All categories of products are available from WHOLLY INDIAN COMPANIES.

LIST OF PRODUCTS

BATHING SOAP:

USE - CINTHOL & OTHER GODREJ BRANDS, SANTOOR, WIPRO SHIKAKAI, MYSORE SANDAL, MARGO, NEEM, EVITA, MEDIMIX, GANGA , NIRMA BATH & CHANDRIKA

INSTEAD OF - LUX, LIFEBOY, REXONA, LIRIL, DOVE, PEARS, HAMAM, LESANCY, CAMAY, PALMOLIVE


TOOTH PASTE:

USE - NEEM, BABOOL, PROMISE, VICO VAJRADANTI, PRUDENT, DABUR PRODUCTS, MISWAK

INSTEAD OF - COLGATE, CLOSE UP, PEPSODENT, CIBACA, FORHANS, MENTADENT .


TOOTH BRUSH:
USE - PRUDENT, AJANTA , PROMISE

INSTEAD OF - COLGATE, CLOSE UP, PEPSODENT, FORHANS, ORAL-B

SHAVING CREAM:
USE - GODREJ, EMANI

INSTEAD OF - PALMOLIVE, OLD SPICE, GILLETE


BLADE:

USE - SUPERMAX, TOPAZ, LAZER, ASHOKA

INSTEAD OF - SEVEN-O -CLOCK, 365 , GILLETTE


TALCUM POWDER:

USE - SANTOOR, GOKUL, CINTHOL, WIPRO BABY POWDER, BOROPLUS
INSTEAD OF - PONDS, OLD SPICE, JOHNSON BABY POWDER, SHOWER TO SHOWER


MILK POWDER:

USE - INDIANA , AMUL, AMULYA

INSTEAD OF - ANIKSPRAY, MILKANA, EVERYDAY MILK, MILKMAID.


SHAMPOO:

USE - LAKME, NIRMA, VELVET
INSTEAD OF - HALO, ALL CLEAR, NYLE, SUNSILK, HEAD AND SHOULDERS, PANTENE

MOBILE CONNECTIONS
USE - BSNL, AIRTEL

INSTEAD OF - HUTCH


Every INDIAN product you buy makes a big difference. It saves INDIA .
Let us take a firm decision today.


BUY INDIAN TO BE INDIAN we are not against of foreign products.

WE ARE NOT ANTI-MULTINATIONAL.

WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE OUR NATION.
EVERY DAY IS A STRUGGLE FOR A REAL FREEDOM.

WE ACHIEVED OUR INDEPENDENCE AFTER LOSING MANY LIVES.

THEY DIED PAINFULLY TO ENSURE THAT WE LIVE PEACEFULLY. THE CURRENT TREND IS VERY THREATENING.


MULTINATIONALS CALL IT GLOBALISATION OF INDIAN ECONOMY. FOR INDIANS LIKE YOU AND ME IT IS RECOLONISATION OF INDIA ..

THE COLONIST'S LEFT INDIA THEN. BUT THIS TIME THEY WILL MAKE SURE THEY DON'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES.


WHO WOULD LIKE TO LET A" GOOSE THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS" SLIP AWAY.

PLEASE REMEMBER: POLITICAL FREEDOM IS USELESS WITHOUT ECONOMIC INDEPENDENCE ..


RUSSIA , S.KOREA , MEXICO .........THE LIST IS VERY LONG!!
LET US LEARN FROM THEIR EXPERIENCE AND FROM OUR HISTORY.

LET US DO THE DUTY OF EVERY TRUE INDIAN.


FINALLY: IT'S OBVIOUS THAT U CAN'T GIVE UP ALL OF THE ITEMS MENTIONED ABOVE,


SO GIVE UP ATLEAST ONE ITEM TO FOR THE SAKE OF OUR COUNTRY.

"LITTLE DROPS MAKE A GREAT OCEAN."

--


KNOW MORE THAN OTHERS...... ... WORK MORE THAN OTHERS...... ... EXPECT LESS THAN OTHERS...... .


MY BEST WISHES IS ALWAYS WITH YOU!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Modern Panchtantra Story [IT HUMOR]

Modern Panchtantra Story [IT HUMOR]

Once upon a time

, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market.

One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood

(The woodcutter and the axe)

He started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.

As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked,”

Is this your computer?

" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, " No."

She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his.
Annoyed, the engineer said”

No, not at all!!"

Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.
The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes."

The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, "Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own?"

The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM!” So saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!!

Moral: If you're not up-to-date with technology trends, it's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a genius than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

zenni opticals

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Dont worry about your ass worry about others

hey guys ham really sorry that ham posting more about hilarious stories.
BUT the ultimate thing is that this stories are really funny and worth to read.
So check this whole story guys and make sure that your not hitting any hard balls ;)


The story starts with a pastor.

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another
race and it won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.

The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline:
NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN .

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so
she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.

The next day the headlines read : NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

Alas... The Bishop was buried the next day.

MORAL OF THE STORY???

Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and
misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.

how s tat ???

cheers
ramesh :)

confessions

i came across this beautiful story when i was just surfing.
so guys i think you should check this out.
the story starts with a young man. read it seriously/////

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to
get married. His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was,
and he told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood.

With a sad face the old man said to his son, 'I'm sorry to say this son
but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your
mother.'

The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up
frustrated cause the response was still the same.

So he decides to go to his mother. 'Mama I want to get married but all
the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you.'

His mother smiling said to him, 'Don't worry my son,
you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son!!’


oh my gosh ...hw was tat ..?? is tat hilarious ??
i dont knw how people is thinking like this.. ???
god its gud if not real
cheers
ramesh :)

happy birthday priyanka chopra

Hi guys being a ardent fan of priyanka chopra and being her birthday today I should post about her.

Oh my gosh isn’t she sexy?

Isn’t she hot?

Isn’t she cool?

Every aspect she has. When I saw her first film I was flat. She was really cute and awesome. I have no words for my sweetheart priyanka. Love u loads dear (ramesh)

Priyanka Chopra

Height 5' 7.5''
Bust : 35
Waist : 24
Hips : 34
Weight 53 Kgs
Colour of Hair: Black
Colour of Eyes: Dark-Brown
Date of Birth: Jul. 18,1982
Zodiac: Cancer

Her hobbies: singing, writing & poetry!! She was first Miss India World and later miss world in the year 2000.

Priyanka is really a bubbly gal even in her childhood days and also known to her family and friends as Sunshine & Mimi. Her friends call her as "PORKY CHOPS. She was a resident student of La Martini ere Girls College in Lucknow and studied for a short while at Maria Goretti College in Bareilly.
She completed her class 10th from Boston USA. She aims to become a software Engineer or a Criminal Psychologist. Oh my god!!! Thank you for not fulfilling her wish. Otherwise we would have missed a gorgeous beauty. She was bulldozed by her friends to take part in the Miss Bareilly contest, which she won easily. Loads to talk about her … ham stopping here J

Nope nope I should not stop …what about her film awards…check this out

Film Fare awards
Best Female Debut, Andaaz (04)
Best Villain, Aitraaz (05)

With lots of love and affection for my honey priyanka I wish her a happy birthday.

curiosity kills but thrills

i don't know whether ham typing this. because one day i thought i lost my passion for blogging.
but i don't know that i will be seeing this page again with lot of enthusiasm. oh my gosh am i getting addicted to blogging ?
i was asking questions to my self day by day and night by night this kinda questions because ham working now in night shifts.

then i thought of doing something for myself i had put my real nuts to improve this blog.
It was very fast for my blog to get a good alexa ranking :) .
so i gave a thought not to waste the hard work i had put on for this blog.
so thought of getting started again.

oh my god someone ignited me to do so. ...but i should not say their name.
thanks sweetheart...
hmmm what to do lads ham really sorry for what i am doing cos you have to see and reply for all the craps what i am going to post....hehehehh ...ham really sorry for that lads...........
k folks lets get started......

cheers
ramesh :)